daltonsdaze

Hi, I'm Joel.
I am a Junior at Mizzou.
Blogger, writer, gamer/gaymer
Live, Learn, Love... Latino :)

  • gay kid: hey i like your shoes
  • straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via mischievous-smirk)

preciousegg:

going into a boss battle completely unprepared because you didnt realize it was coming

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(via mischievous-smirk)

beyoncesson:

Powerful

(Source: yoncehaunted, via alloutoforgasms)

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

(Source: awwww-cute, via buffmckagan)

howtobeafuckinglady:

vipcunt:

quickweaves:

vinebox:

When girls tell they friends what to text their boyfriend

GOD

LMAOOO ME AND ARIELLE DO THIS

this is really how it go tho omg

(via teaandshade)

soulsnatcha:

me: *checks bank account balance*

me:

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